Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Shit in Barnsley 2Another crapping tale from Barnsley involves a piss head friend that whilst living with his parents, aged 17, decided coming in from the pub that he couldn't make it to the upstairs bathroom to drop the turd. Drunk reason caused him to drop his pants half way up the stairs and start the job, a moment of sobriety brought him round enough to enable him, kecks and pants round ankles, to waddle up the rest of the stairs before doing the dead. He reached for the light cord in the bathroom whilst waddling but sadly missed it, tumbling over and cracking his head on the sink. He came round, in a heap on the floor having shat himself with the shock, his dad standing over him. Quality.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:44, Reply)
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