Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Not me, but I was there..that fateful day in maths, in about year 9.
A poor guy, who I later became quite good friends with at college, had forgotten his textbook. As this guy was known for being a bit of the joker-type, and the teacher wasn't in the mood, he made him bring his bag up to the front so he could search it.
Dutifully, the guy took his bag up to to front, and the teachers started to take stuff out and put in on his desk, in view of the whole class. To everyone's, including the teacher's surprise, he did not find the textbook, but instead was greeted by the sight of a big, full, nappy residing between folders and books and stationary.
Turns out, the guy had some cheeky younger brothers, and a recently born younger sister. Combine the two, and you get very funny nappy-in-the-schoolbag scenarios.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:43, Reply)
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