Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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When Iwas a kid, I used to be more interested in stones and fossils than perhaps I should have been. On holiday in Wales, I was joyfully running around hitting rocks with my little rock hammer when I found this small pile of what looked like wooden beads. Being inquisitive, I picked one up and gave it an experimental squeeze at which point it exploded flicking pieces across my face. It was a goat turd.
Also when I was about twelve, I had a toy plane which you could unscrew the nose cone and put a cap in it. I was arsing around and balancing this 2cm brass pellet on my nose. With my mouth open. One swallow later, I was having X-rays. My mum made matters worse by telling the doctor I had swallowed a bullet. Several shits went by. After days of me crapping in my sister's potty (highly embarassing for a twelve year old) and my mum mashing my shit with a fork, (which was thrown away after of course) the pellet was found.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 20:41, Reply)
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