Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Plastic tea spoons ...... are useless when it comes to breaking up the mammoth log that won't flush.
Ex Mrs 3in7 was working for Generic Large Insurance Co and had been sent north for a few days of (I'm sure) pointless meetings.
She'd been suffering from a spot of constipation and so when she called one evening to say she had been and was feeling much better I was overjoyed. But it won't flush !!!!!! she cried.
Use a teaspoon was my suggestion. Tried but it broke she whimpered. She hung up as I pissed my self laughing.
Edit: There we go a crap story. I'm sure I'd feel better if I'd made it up.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:46, Reply)
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