Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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My bogs too small!
I've always been known in my family for having pretty big shits but its never really been a problem except when I was younger and spent the weekends at my dads, his toilet was smaller then the one at my home and so if I had a shit whilst I stayed over it was pretty common for them to not budge, being a kid I left it for the next user.
my dad effectionatly referred to these as 'crocodiles'
anyway I stopped spending weekends there in my late teens as i had better things to do on the weekend (I got an xbox) so no more poo problems..
until last month when i moved out of my mums and into my own place with a couple of mates. the toilet is too small and every time I poo i cant get rid of it, whats worse is that one of my housemates uses them sisturn cleaner brick things so when you flush the shit is hidden by bubbles so i can't tell if its there or not, I've taken to shitting at work now, they are man sized toilets!
Top tip if you've got stubborn shits, get a bucket of water and tip it down the bowl from a height, it acts as a super charged flush that shifts pretty much anything eventually.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:02, 2 replies)
I've always been known in my family for having pretty big shits but its never really been a problem except when I was younger and spent the weekends at my dads, his toilet was smaller then the one at my home and so if I had a shit whilst I stayed over it was pretty common for them to not budge, being a kid I left it for the next user.
my dad effectionatly referred to these as 'crocodiles'
anyway I stopped spending weekends there in my late teens as i had better things to do on the weekend (I got an xbox) so no more poo problems..
until last month when i moved out of my mums and into my own place with a couple of mates. the toilet is too small and every time I poo i cant get rid of it, whats worse is that one of my housemates uses them sisturn cleaner brick things so when you flush the shit is hidden by bubbles so i can't tell if its there or not, I've taken to shitting at work now, they are man sized toilets!
Top tip if you've got stubborn shits, get a bucket of water and tip it down the bowl from a height, it acts as a super charged flush that shifts pretty much anything eventually.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:02, 2 replies)
Alternatively
Keep a stick or - as someone suggested earlier - a wire coat hanger handy to beat the foul beast into submission
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, closed)
Keep a stick or - as someone suggested earlier - a wire coat hanger handy to beat the foul beast into submission
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, closed)
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