i'll do my best:
I've found not only corn but peanuts in my poo before. No other distiguishable food types, although if i experiment it might make the newsletter

Beetroot, guiness, Blu bols all change poo colour.

girls don't like talking about poo, usually because it smaells worse than man poos. Talk to your mates about poo, they'll be pelase to discuss size shape and funny smells. A poo capable of clearing the upper floors of a house should be celebrated.

I use 2 sheets at a time, I don't get poo on my fingers, unless it's cheap paper, then tearing (paper, not me) occurs, this is not a pleasent expereince.

some people put off pooing if they can, it's time consuming, Freund has theories about these people not wanting to part with something of there, I myself look forward to my quality thinking time every morning.

Poo explosions can be caused by lots of things, especially bacteria, I hate them as it feels like the world is falling out of my bottom.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:05, Reply)