talking about poo
my boyfriend and I talk about poo loads. We've been together for 3.5 years and living together for 1.5. If we had never dared to fart in front of each other or discuss poo then I fear that we wouldn't be together today.

Once, in Berlin, my boyfriend nearly shat himself on the subway. He got to a toilet JUST in time.
Recently, I nearly shat myself on the way home from a party. We had to keep stopping in the street so that I could stop shaking and find the strength and courage to hold it in and make it home.
It's things like this that make us love each other more because we understand that we're only HUMAN. In the beginning, obviously wanting to make a good impression, I held my farts in and suffered horrible stomach aches as a result. But it just became too much to handle so now my guffs are free to fly (but because I'm a girl they don't smell, yay!) and my boyfriend loves me more than ever.
(although maybe that's because I'm a sexy girl, my boobs are perfect, i cook him dinner and sex him enough to keep him happy...who knows.)
(saf, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:16, 1 reply)

I'm afraid
that we can't just take your word for it about the perfect boobs; pictorial evidence, please (strictly for the sake of academic rigour).
(The Deeper Well watches your kids sleeping, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:10, closed)