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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

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Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Beer related (unsuprisingly)
As I was a bit strapped for cash I decided to walk back the lots of miles from the Uni nightclub to my house, unfortunately about a mile into this walk I found I really needed to lose some weight fast. Quick as a flash I hopped a hedge, snuck behind a wall and released something that I wouldn't have believed would have fitted inside me; it was the worlds biggest poo and was of almost bovine proportions. Feeling relieved I wiped up with some handy leaves, hopped over the wall and then the hedge and continued on my way home. After about 3 steps I saw the most gigantic poo ever it was at least as big as the one I'd left, my initial amazement at the number of huge leavings in the vicinity was short lived. I looked at the wall and then hedge; I'd hopped into someones garden, hopped back out and crapped right in the middle of the pavement. Oops.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:02, Reply)

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