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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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shit shoes
i work at a very well known luxary shoe company selling all the usual lovely expensive shoes and stuff, there i stand one busy saturday after noon when i get this distinct smell of shit not a fart but real shit smelling smell so i look round to see there just under the prada table lay a massive fat turd right in the middle of a busy shop floor,

i didnt see anyone do this turd of immense proportion so i had to stand next to it while people walk past and i would go " scuse me luv ..dont walk there sumones just shit there ..pointing to the excrement as if had actually done it i, i phoned up the cleaners and said " yeah theres sum shit down here u mind picking it up .. the look on her face when she realised i actually meant real human poo.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:16, Reply)

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