The Biggest
Turd I ever laid was a little while ago now. I woke up, felt this strange longing, amd went for it. Thought nothing of it until I got an email from my wife explaining my turd was so big it had actually landed comfortably on its end, and was protruding from the water by quite some distance.....



Xx
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:38, 2 replies)

did you
forget to flush, or was it just so enormous you left it for your wife to marvel at in all its turdly glory? or did it just break the toilet?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:45, closed)

^^
Or was it in the garden pond?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 8:58, closed)