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She speaks very little English - amazing as she has been over here for 40 years.

This is a woman who spends the entire week waiting in for the meter-reading man because she is paranoid if he doesn't read her meter, she'll get cut off.

I've tried for nearly 5 years to tell her she's wrong on that one. She put the bleach in the fridge once. If she gets a circular from the bank, she worries...

She's not going to understand an artificial phallus, trust me.

I'm just no longer going to be the nice boy (boy - I'm 40 for God's sake !) she thought I was. No big deal in some ways but God knows there is little enough innocence left in the world - thanks to my stupid, stupid desire to see what it felt like to get fucked, there is a little less around tonight than there was before...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:55, Reply)