Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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ah, shit story...
...and a shit story to be proud of……
In my younger days I used to enjoy, like most young boys at the age of 11 or so, a spiffing good game of the ol’ football. However, being a very fastidious childlet, and running back home if I so much as got a grass stain on my shirt, my worst fears were realised when I went in for a bit of a diving header; duly scored the goal of the century for Hawthorn Albion, only to discover that my hair was now plastered with dog shit. Yeps, the ball had obviously landed in a vast pile of dog-eggs before reaching my blistering headed goal.
I ran home distraught and stinking of canine-cack. Not pleasant.
There it is; a shit story on both counts. Sorry.
n.b.
Just realised my last post was about dog-shit as well. Oh, feck, am I subconsciously scatological?
knobbery reference here...
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 23:27, Reply)
...and a shit story to be proud of……
In my younger days I used to enjoy, like most young boys at the age of 11 or so, a spiffing good game of the ol’ football. However, being a very fastidious childlet, and running back home if I so much as got a grass stain on my shirt, my worst fears were realised when I went in for a bit of a diving header; duly scored the goal of the century for Hawthorn Albion, only to discover that my hair was now plastered with dog shit. Yeps, the ball had obviously landed in a vast pile of dog-eggs before reaching my blistering headed goal.
I ran home distraught and stinking of canine-cack. Not pleasant.
There it is; a shit story on both counts. Sorry.
n.b.
Just realised my last post was about dog-shit as well. Oh, feck, am I subconsciously scatological?
knobbery reference here...
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 23:27, Reply)
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