sorry about the floor mum.
im actually kinda embarassed to admit this but....

Last week i had one of the explosive stomach bugs. The one that ties you in knots on the bed sweating, then without warning the room starts to spin and you know vomit is imminent.

Well my mum being the amazing woman she is whisked me back to her house one evening to take care of me. I was lying on the couch alternating between sweating, crying and freezing when the room started to do a little dance. I got up staggered to the bathroom and knelt by her nice shiney loo. And all hell broke loose. The vomit was brown with bits of rice in, how ill never know as i hadnt eaten anything brown. Mum comes running over hearing my weak cries for help and then my stomach lurched out more vomit with such violent force a peed all over her floor at the same time!!!. I just managed to hold back the diahorrea luckily.

Oh the shame.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 9:18, Reply)