Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Screw the old neighbour!
Not literally, of course. (She'll have done that herself with your little friend!)
As an (apparently) heterosexual man, you should be a great deal more concerned about your desire to be rump-wrangled / bum-burgled / booty-loved.
As a naive(ish - pffft!) straight guy, I have the desire to give my lady some botty sausage (unwaveringly denied *sigh*) but I'm alarmingly protective of my poop-chute virginity.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, Reply)
Not literally, of course. (She'll have done that herself with your little friend!)
As an (apparently) heterosexual man, you should be a great deal more concerned about your desire to be rump-wrangled / bum-burgled / booty-loved.
As a naive(ish - pffft!) straight guy, I have the desire to give my lady some botty sausage (unwaveringly denied *sigh*) but I'm alarmingly protective of my poop-chute virginity.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, Reply)
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