The Albert Park, Middlesbrough
When I was a student, a mate and I went to this boozer for a few pints. There were two bars, but only one toilet, with a big sink with the drain emptying into one end of the full length, floor level porcelain urinal. There was only one trap in said bog, and, naturally, that had had the lock booted off somewhere back in the mists of time (why do people do that? Wankers).
Anyway, after a few pints, time for a slash.......(this was about 2 in the afternoon)
The urinal had a hole in the middle of it which should've been covered by one of those domed metal grill things, but wasn't.
About a foot away from this hole, (and fortunately on the sink side of the urinal) some genius had laid a cable. Naturally, I tried to break it up and flush it away with my stream of piss, but to no avail - I swear it took about 15 minutes of continually filling the sink then emptying it into the urinal to wash the reluctant beastie away......
Length? A good eight inches, and a couple in diameter.........
(wobbegong69 has been soaring................, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:21, Reply)