That's ASDA Price
Bit of a back story -

I decided that being a fat bastard was getting a bit tedious and decided to go on a diet. Not just any diet, the mother of all diets. 500 Calories a day, just powedered soups and shakes.

I've lost a wopping 9 stone on this, but nearly put it all back on in poo.

With these shakes, you can add this special "Mix a mousse" powder that makes said shakes into lovely angel delight type treats.. made of rubber or something, as they make mega dense poos. So dense, they sit at the bottom of the pan and the weight of them is no match for the water.
Anyway... so after a few arsebreakers, I finally met my match. King kong was sitting in my bowel, too stuborn and big to reveal himself from his smelly fortress. Now and again smaller poos would push it out of the way to get through... but i could feel the beast in me for a week.
Then.. one morning in ASDA after lots of fibre it was ready to awaken... I ran to to loos, and went into the disabled one - my battleground.

About 5 mins into the poo, I hear some knocking about outside - and think nothing of it. About 25 mins later I managed to get it out of me, so proud.
I then opened the door, to find this little old lady with 2 walking sticks waiting to use the disabled toilets. I, completely and obviously leg abled, bounded out of the toilet - which smelt like a cow had shat in there.
My weigh in the next week revealed that I had lost 4lb more than usual....

This was last week, i think it was a QOTW oman...

Length? Scaled the Empire State Building.
(wicks, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:56, 1 reply)

I too
have been on the milkshake diet. This was without the moose but I still created massive black turds.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:23, closed)