caught short.
doesnt warrant a topic of its own i ran out of bog roll today but only realised after id dropped off a nice creamy willy wonka chocolate waterfall. had to use an old pillow case to wipe my arse!

whats the worst/most humiliating thing you've had to wipe your but hole with?
(babyjak, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 5:31, 3 replies)

Corn Cobs
Yep. My Dad suggested I try it when I was a kid as, apparently, in Iowa, when he was a wee nipper, thats what you used. My arse STILL puckers just thinking about it!
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 5:35, closed)

@Citadel
Corn cobs???? Even the thought puckered my backside!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:24, closed)

I was going to post this in the "when did you know you'd hit rock bottom qotw"
Newspaper and magazines. We were that poor, that they were stolen newspapers. The pub next door had already started locking its side door to stop us nipping in and nicking their loo roll.
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:03, closed)