does that
mean you don't like me? murp!

very flattered though i am to be thought of as frankspencer2, i assure you it's not true. firstly this was not a hot, glamorous image. this was a pissed-up stumble.

and secondly, there was no steamy but jealous-makingly well written cunnilingus with the towel rail, the shower head (not at this point in the evening, anyway) or a midget brandishing an iron. so definitely not frank!

[edit: i was joking about the shower head. damn thing isn't detachable]

thanks to everyone else for the aloe vera/stripe pun/advice on flats. i am pleased to say that i can sit down this morning at least!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:49, Reply)