College toilets
When I started college, I thought "Brilliant!" on seeing the toilets. The ones at secondary school were shit with locks that either didn't work or didn't fit and you were liable to be walked in on at any minute by year 7 wankers. But at college it was different. They were immaculate.

One day in September last year I went for a piss. I always use the cubicles cos I'm not keen on the idea of some bloke having a look at my cock. In fact, I literally cannot piss at a cubicle if anyone else is around.

So I went to the toilets on the floor I was on, with just one cubicle. It was free, thank god, so I stepped in -

- only to be presented with the sight of a toilet caked in shit, tissue paper and I think even BLOOD all the way up its side and completely over the bottom.

I promptly exited and used a urinal.

On telling my friend, he didn't believe me so went to have a look. When he came back he said he would never doubt anything I ever said again.

Apparently, a few hours later it looked like shitty, bloody papier-mâché.
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 19:37, Reply)