Woolworths Accident
Back when I worked in Woolworths, about 6 years ago, I saw a lot of weird stuff. pink puke in the sweets aisle last thing on a saturday night, a used condom in the kids clothing aisle *shudder* I even sat on the tills and watched as a couple of kids casually walked in and unplugged a massive TV and walked out! all I could do was ring my bell and laugh. But nothing prepared me for the day a colleague of mine was caught short at the tills!

I was supervising the tills at the time, and everything was fine, it was a bit busy, but with 2 tills going, there wasn't a problem. then I smell it. it was truly foul. I thought it was a fart, as no one seemed to be reacting, but the smell still lingered and in fact got worse. once the customeres had gone, she got up from the till and casually strolled up towards the staff area.

the staff area is at the back of the store in the middle. the quick way is to go through the middle of the store to get there, but we had been told to use the so called "red route" covering the corners where people steal things. This woman had not decided to go the quick way, she had used the 'Red Route' leaving behind her a trail of liquid shit.

Had this been me, I would have cleaned myself up in the toilet, found a spare pair of trousers (we had spare uniforms upstairs) and left the building never to return. Instead, she asked my (male) boss if there were any spare knickers, got some spare trousers and returned to work after someone else had had to clean up her mess.

The wasn't the cleanest of people in the first place, and for the rest of that day, she smelt bad. really bad.

oh, and its not called the 'red route' anymore, its the 'brown route' now...
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, Reply)