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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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i'm really bad at maths
but even i can do this equation:

dark, wet, rainy night + slimy stinking canine/human turd on the pavement / slightly pissed lawyer running in high heels to get out of the rain before hair goes curly = 1 x bruised bum, 1 x stinking and ruined suit, 1 x laddered tights, 1 x total loss of dignity

it was NOT a good end to the night.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:42, 7 replies)
Did anyone see you?
if no-one witnessed it, it never happened!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:25, closed)
too late for that
she's told us

that confirms that it happened

unfortunate
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40, closed)
Bridget Jones strikes again...

(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:17, closed)
Ewww, that's even worse than getting the "silent footstep"
if there's anything more disgusting than dog shit, I don't want to know about it.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)
er
from memory, bridget jones got to roll around in the sack with both hugh grant AND colin firth.

not a pavement in kensington trying to escape the loving embrace of a turd of dubious origin.

i binned the suit, the tights, the shoes and the bag. if i could have binned my skin, i would have done!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, closed)
Colin Firth isnt all he's cracked up to be...
He wouldnt even give me a reach-around, dammit!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:30, closed)
Are you sure you're not some kind of unfortunate cross of Ally McBeal
And Bridget Jones?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:21, closed)

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