Mind the door
Back in my school days, I ducked in for a slash between classes. Two other boys were already there, and they told me, "Hey, someones written something really funny in the bog."
Being the school geek, I knew I was being set up, so I looked over to see the puddle of liquid poo on the floor, that they were obviously going to push me into. I leaped over the puddle before they could trip me, and said, "Can't see nothing."

They grabed the top of the door and pulled it shut. I turned, to see a solid wall of shit! Someone has sat on the rail over the door and released a liquid fecal tsunami over the entire door and part of the wall. They must have slid along the rail, to make sure they covered the whole door.
Naturally, they kept me trapped in there until I was well and truly late for class. By the end of the day, they'd trapped a few more boys, and word had gotten around.

Next day, it was still there. Word got around again, the cleaners have refused to clean it.

A week later, it's hardened, and pictures are starting to appear in it. Some obviously drawn with a pencil, some apparently with a finger!

Two months later, word of it escapes the school, the state Education department gets involved, and finally the toilets are closed for a few days, and reopened in a pristine condition.

Oddly enough, we never found out who did it. How someone at that school managed to keep their mouth shut about their biggest acheivement is a mystery.
(ShowPony, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52, 2 replies)

Why is it
that boys always shit in random places.
Every year there seems to be a boy who decides that shitting in the urinals is a good move.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, closed)

I know! I know!
It was the Headmaster!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:33, closed)