My ex-girlfriend
Always used to want to come in with me for both #1 and #2. I had to fight quite hard to shut her out sometimes when I needed a shit (more for her own safety than my privacy really), but would often let her in when I was peeing.

That ended when she started to get bored and began to think up new ways to enliven proceedings. First it was tickling me while I tried to keep my aim true (and then scolding me if I got so much as a drop on the floor). That wasn't fun after a while, so she tried flicking my nuts to put me off. She never tried that again. Probably because I screamed and turned round angrily to shout at her, soaking her in piss!
(pmsc, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, Reply)