disturbing bleeding from bad places
I'm not exactly sure on the history of that week, i think i was really busy or something.. and kept putting off going for a crap

anyway.. As per usual I've been eating tons.. and I'm concerned about the impending doom...

curl out a tiny turd... hmm thats not that bad.. then the rest shifted and i had to use all my strength to stop it.. because at the same time.. i had the stupidest amount of pain EVER.

3 days later.. I've still been putting it off, and decided that this has to go. D-day comes, i lost all control of my legs, and sight and everything went numb as it came out, wiped, and got VERY upset seeing a small amount of blood.. i was convinced i had somehow split my chocolate starfish.

it was okay after a few days... and a panicked call to NHS direct
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 0:31, Reply)