Wacken 06'
At Wacken (German death metal festival) decided to use on of the portaloos.

Someone had taken the time to create a pyramid of shit that extended ABOVE the bowl.

And to top it off some kind soul had put a bakewell tart of top of it.
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Tue 1 Apr 2008, 8:43, 3 replies)

I read a similar story on this site

www.b3ta.com/questions/personalhygiene/post75070

there must be a festival goer who creates poo pyramids and has a handy supply of Bakewell tarts


or you nicked it ;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, closed)

i was beaten to the reply
but i have heard this retold many times, about Leeds, Download, Reading etc... nice try though ;)
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, closed)

I too have seen exactly this
...at Glastonbury a year or so ago. Portaloo, Pyramid, Bakewell tart, everything. Perhaps it's a common thing for 'hilarious' drunks to do at festivals, I dunno. At the time, I LOL'd, but now I wonder if I was just an unwitting victim of some fuck-awful festival tradition.
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, closed)