People who dont flush
How many times have you walked into a toilet to be confronted with a disgusting coil which manages to show you exactly what the creator had for breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner.

It is not too difficult.

1. Walk into toilet
2. Make sure that seat is clean
3. Plant your arse
4. Squeeze
5. Read
6. Laugh at farting sounds
7. Squeeze
8. Wipe
9. FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET

Honest to god – if I was ruthless dictator of the country I would make it a crime punishable by death for those who don’t have the common decency to flush the toilet.
If it takes the power of two or three flushes – so be it. Just don’t leave the bastard in there for some poor sod to have to witness. YOU. SICK. FUCKS.*

*Yes – I just walked in to a toilet at work which contained something that could sink a ship - sorry for the rant.
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, 4 replies)

It's worse
when it's accompanied by a used tampon
(DryGoldfish, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, closed)

Yes!
I have had the same experience this morning.

Massive richard in one loo, in the other there was a large amount of stainage.

WE HAVE BRUSHES AND FLUSHES!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33, closed)

with you on that
see my post shit and toast
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, closed)

and don't forget to put out a new bog roll
if you use the last bit.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:26, closed)