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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Poo-tooth
I realise this is old news, but I have discovered that my mobile telephone has got this facility where, and you are not going to believe this, IT IS A CAMERA TOO!
It's true, it does all sorts, you can even change the way it rings so it does a tune!

Well, there's also this thing on it called Blue-tooth, which my friend assures me is called Poo-tooth. Evidently you must use the camera to take a picture of a particularly meaty Rover Coil, then use this "Poo tooth" to send it to everyone else in the pub who has the same thing on their phone.

The aim of the game is to keep a straight face whilst you see how many people look at this picture and freak out whilst wondering who has sent them a picture of their "doings".

Technology eh? Sooner or later we'll be making telephone calls on these things or something crazy.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:33, 7 replies)
Now that
is strange, but somehow intriguing.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:42, closed)
I know
I predict we'll be all using these things on trains, in shops, everywhere, to talk shit to each other, day or night. Mark my words, it's not just Del Trotter who will have mobiles in the future.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:47, closed)
HAHAHAHAHA
Childish fun gets a click from me
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, closed)
Hmmm...
*Remembers to try this next time I am in the pub*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, closed)
I just texted
my non-b3ta mates with this idea...there was a bout of people being sent wrinkly porn via bluetooth(less?) - this could be the new thing

*click*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, closed)
Well...
Once at a train station, someone sent me a video of a dude shitting in some girls mouth.

She didn't seem to mind, but i was horrified.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, closed)
I was in a hotel bar once
and did a quick Bluetooth sweep.

One phone was called 'Send me filth'.

So I obliged.

And he (she? Probably not) responded, which was nice.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, closed)

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