Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Obligatory follow through storyWhat's the worst place to follow through?
How about having just pulled onto the M1 at Leicester, on your way to Nottingham for a weekend with the lads and knowing for a fact that you have no spare pants in your bag?
Not my finest hour.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23,
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Why wouldn't you have any spare pants if you're staying for the weekend..?
Eww.....
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I know someone...... who followed through just as she was heading for the "Nothing to Declare" aisle at Heathrow.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33,
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Ouch...I must be the only man alive who hasn't followed through.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35,
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@Piston...Nope - I haven't, either.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39,
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PBI haven't either! We're special.
I also couldn't even do audible farts til about a year ago, my arse is tighter than a Scotsman's wallet.
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Farts?I choose whether they're audible or not. I usually keep them SBD so I can befoul the lift.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:54,
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