Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Don't open the bagIf you've had a plumber working on your drains for a while, disconnecting you from a septic tank and connecting you into the sewers, and if the plumber has tied something up in several plastic bags very neatly, don't whatever you do open the bag.
It contained a short section of pipe holding several decades worth of encrusted crap.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:23, 1 reply)
never evershake hands with a plumer.
heres one just for you - mrs spimfs old grandad was a scrap metal dealer - wealthy one too, didnt like paying tax though. her granny, years after the old bloke went up to the big crusher in the sky, had a plumber in doing stuff in the bathroom. plumber comes down stairs looking a bit pale carrying a plastic carrier bag hed found behind the bath panel.
it cointained about 8 grand the sly old bugger had stashed from the tax man then forgot to mention before he popped hos clogs.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:42,
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