As I mentioned earlier
Japanese toilet control with a special button for ladies.


The two buttons on the top are for big or small flushes. The forth button from the left is to wash your lady garden.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:19, 8 replies)

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( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:46, closed)

Oh you are clever
Hurrah
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:56, closed)

How simply delightful
The only time I've ever had my lady garden washed, was dunking my swollen, bruised, badly cut floor-pan in the hospital bidet after giving birth.

Does the button to the right of LG button dry one's undercarriage?
And what do the other washy-looking buttons to the left of LG button wash?

I'm blown over by the sophistication. We usually holiday in Greece, where, as mentioned in other posts this week, one must discard one's bogroll in the bin. (Imagine being up on blocks there....eeeeuuuw!)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:26, closed)

The buttons are as follows:
From left to right,
Stop
Washes your bum
Also washes your bum (I have no idea what the difference is)
washes you lady garden
Dries.
No idea what the dial does.

And it auto flushed after you stood up if you didn't press the flush after a certain amount of time.

This was in a very nice cafe in Akihabara, Tokyo. I always went to the loo there even if I didn't need to.

As said beforeit is still common to find places where the loos are little more than a hole in the ground.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:40, closed)

I want one
I want one, I want one, I want one!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)

I'm sorry but...
I couldn't leave the cleaning of undercarriage to a mechanical device. I'm no luddite but somethings are best done by hand. What if it went wonky like HAL in 2001. God knows what damage it would do to my tuppence.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:49, closed)

gotta say
as so often i agree with BGB.

isn't there a joke about this, something about some guy pressing the tampon remove button and getting his nob snipped off....

i didn't say it was a good joke!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:21, closed)

^ ^
I thought of that joke last night when I read the 1st post about this Japanese miracle (before the pic in this post). Guess I'll go ahead and post the joke since it is so late in the week, for the benefit of those who haven't yet heard this old old joke.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:11, closed)