global warning
The Irkutsk tribe of northern Siberia have survived for centuries in the harshest climate known to man. No trees grow in their permanently frozen territories, so they have had to learn the art of building from their own shit.

Master craftsmen have spent years aligning faecal logs to build huts, barns, bowling alleys and pagodas. Since the air temperature is so low, the crap has to be sculpted quickly and added to over time. Thankfully, there's no smell and the frozen turd houses are quite comfortable. Even the furniture is fashioned from human excrement.

But climate change has meant that all of this is melting now and the tribe will soon inhabit a vast pile of lightly steaming dung. Art works will be lost and valuable tribal sculptures will melt. A millennium of crap will ooze into the sea and poison the fish. Global apocalypse is just mere weeks away even as you read this.

The only solution is to stop burning your fridges on a pile of aerosols, and to send your every turd henceforth in a jiffy bag to:

The Irkutsk Tribe
Irkutsk
Northern Siberia
(frankspencer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, 3 replies)

The Siberian post office
are gonna love you!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, closed)

APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
It doesn't count after lunchtime
( seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, closed)

The funny thing is...
I think there is a tribe called the irkutsk in Siberia.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:22, closed)