Begging?
I thought from my brief time here that saying "click this if you like something vaguely related to the story" was practically a staple of QOTW. Guess I was wrong - won't do it again, guv. Wrists slapped, lesson learned, etc.

Anybody that's made it this far in the comments - DON'T click "I like this", whatever you do. Even if you're the sort of person who doesn't take the word "awesome" literally. It might give me undeserved kudos in the minds of some readers, and that would be AWFUL.

By the way - www.disappointment.com/old/randomacts/soiling/pinklesstory.htm is the best poo-related anecdote/interview I've ever read. Enjoy!
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, Reply)