Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Dreadnaught from hellWhilst working for an emergency service i once had the pleasure of a manager to come scurrying into our office asking us to go with him to see something amazing.
We all filed out thinking it was a bollocking or something to be led to the gents and shown the contents of trap 2.
In the pan sat the biggest brown trout you would ever want to see. The girth of this dreadnaught was immense. Amid the guffaws and i cannot believe its there were a couple of shocked and whitened faces.
as we filed back to the office the manager kept going round and getting fresh meat to look at the offending dead otter.
I sat there in my office with my colleagues discussing the offending toilet trout smug in the knowledge that not fifteen minutes earlier i was in fact sitting in trap 2 snapping off the loaf that i had been baking for around an hour or so!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 21:46, Reply)
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