Now wash your hands
I have a good friend, and her bloke is a carer for adults with special needs. One of his charges is obsessed with going to the toilet, and always takes an age in the cubicle when they are out.

So one day, my mate’s bloke and his colleague think to themselves “Wonder what he’s doing all that time, think we should have a look”? Agreeing that they should, they enter the next cubicle and peer over the top.

Their charge was busy washing his hands in the bowl, in amongst the shit and piss. Then he rinsed under the rim as it flushed.

He also did a crap in some bushes in full view of everyone once, but I can’t remember the gist of the story…
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:00, Reply)