Disadvantaged poop
Bit late, but my friend Julia used to work in a home for severely disabled teenagers.

One day one of them said "Julia come here! I've made a present for you". So she went over, and he threw a fresh turd straight into her face.

His best friend was never so rude, but he was eternally self-conscious about a minor problem he had, whereby instead of emerging from his anus, his shits would come straight out of the middle of his stomach. Happy days.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:13, 4 replies)

"instead of emerging from his anus, his shits would come straight out of the middle of his stomach"
That's a minor problem?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:43, closed)

Cliff Richard
Also has a colostomy....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:23, closed)

Colostomy?
It's not my bag...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:32, closed)

^ oh Christ...
*groan*
(but also stifling a giggle)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:36, closed)