Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Open the floodgatesAnother i've remembered...
A mate (no, really) once bought some frozen mussels. The thought horrifies me, but one morning he was hungry and had nowt left but these frozen mussels at the back of the fridge.
He cooked as instructed, but found some were still frozen.
A little later, following a shower and wrapped only in a towel he shat himself - all down his legs.
He found a whole mussel stuck to his calf.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:17, Reply)
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