ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I have never stolen from a shop.Take heed.
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Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:52,
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Because of your sigI have just sung the teenage mutant ninja turtle song to find out what the actual lyric is.
I am a 30 year old accountant working in an office.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:57,
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...That leaves open the possibility that you have stolen from non-shops. Such as...?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:13,
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