M5 Services at Bridgewater
Summer 2004, and we're off for a week in a lovely cottage in Cornwall, just outside Mevagissey. (And it was great.)

Halfway down there, we stop at the M5 services at Bridgewater, southbound. We get a sandwich for me, same again for Mrs FPKK which she'll share with young Thomas, and a trio of drinks. That's all.

The two sandwiches go through, and the till's reading a tenner already. Two drinks take it to about fifteen quid, so I simply put the third drink on the 'paid' tray, and the counter slave doesn't notice. If you think I'm paying for three drinks after such extortionate prices, think again.

The revenge was short lived; by the time we'd got past Plymouth, the sandwich Thom & his mum shared was making him throw up. Nice one, you unhygenic bastards. Thomas spent the next year convinced he had travel sickness because of that you wankers.

I hope & pray for Bridgewater services to have a massive gas explosion or something, to wipe it off the face of the earth. Grr.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:01, 6 replies)

Would a gas explosion
count as trouble over Bridgewater?

/coat
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:02, closed)

Almost drove into the harbour
in Mevagissey.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:06, closed)

an explosion
that took out the whole of Bridgwater would be best. the place is a smelly shithole full of inbreds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:45, closed)

Yocal
I think you'll find it's Bridgwater (without an 'e').
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:46, closed)

Oneinthe pink
I think you will find its spelt "yokel", dear chap. Pedantry back atcha.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:13, closed)

Bridgwater services...
...look like they're used by the Royal Marines to practice urban warfare.

God, it's a grim place.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:55, closed)