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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Just remembered about this, it was on the news at the time.
God doesn't like people who steal. He can sometimes be a bit of a cunt to them.
archive.echo-news.co.uk/2002/3/4/165812.html
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:23, 4 replies)
God Schmod.
Doesn't like people sheltering in a church when they're in desperate need of his help either, apparently. What a cock!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7166932.stm
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:20, closed)
^^^^
That must be an example of the Lord moving in mysterious ways....

Because it's God's will, y'see.

WTF?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, closed)
What's the meaning?
What's the meaning of life...

Well she freed her soul!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:15, closed)
I'm a bit sad about that actually, as a muso who liked some of their stuff
but cheers, I don't know why, but humanity does like to hear about a good tragic ending, doesn't it?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 18:44, closed)

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