ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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My mate Bod works for a building firm......and travels all over the country, getting pissed in the evening, then during the day he installs counters and...
Oh.
Shoplifting. Sorry, I thought you said Shopfitting!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:16, 2 replies)
Groans inwardly...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:56,
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..Your "play" on words wasn't funny the first time, it's not funny when you do another bad joke.
Just kill yourself, you're worse than apeloverage
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:34, closed)
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