Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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what...
...kind of a question is that?!? I'm outraged that you bring my story down to that level. Nipples? What kind of pervert are you?
I'm disgusted.
They were a light salmon colour, I'll never forget. A circumference of about the size of a ten pence. Very responsive to the touch... Ahhh... Laura.
Wait! What am I doing? Disgusted!
( , Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)
...kind of a question is that?!? I'm outraged that you bring my story down to that level. Nipples? What kind of pervert are you?
I'm disgusted.
They were a light salmon colour, I'll never forget. A circumference of about the size of a ten pence. Very responsive to the touch... Ahhh... Laura.
Wait! What am I doing? Disgusted!
( , Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)
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