ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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pornporn and more porn
vast quantities of the stuff. I used to work the morning shift in the town newsagent on a sunday for a pittance of a pay. Shit hours, shit pay, dealing with twats. My folks were impressed with my work ethic, but they didn't realise the fringe benefits. This allowed me to siphon money off the customers in their change. It fed a 10 a day cigarette habit for two years in "reclaimed" rolling tobacco. It allowed me to read and steal an awfully huge amount of porn.
bloody loved it
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:22, Reply)
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