ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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freshers week 1999myself and my brand new / first ever flatmates (1 was the spitting image of willy wonka and was a total manc twunt! the rest were, and still are, good lads) set off to the local spar to get as much booze as we could possibly carry for our flatwarming. so, being the biggest out of our merry little band i was handed the task of carrying the 3 crates of beer we opted to purchase. so off we tot to the checkout where all the munchies and bottles of wine / spirits were duly placed on the counter. as there was not enough room for the beer i decided to keep hold of them and stand next to the counter for the spotty geek/ cashier to scan them.
he didnt.
but im pleased to report that my conscience is clear. its not like i outright stole them - the cashier simply 'forgot' to scan them!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 23:42, Reply)
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