Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Benny No Mates
Nice work Legless - did you really need to look on the internet to determine that this bloke has no mates? (He'll need to have the last word with this too, but I can't see his slapped arse teenager replies anymore....)
( , Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:54, Reply)
Nice work Legless - did you really need to look on the internet to determine that this bloke has no mates? (He'll need to have the last word with this too, but I can't see his slapped arse teenager replies anymore....)
( , Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:54, Reply)
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