ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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And another one...I went to buy a snake from a garden centre here in Milk and Beans, in all the confusion, messin around I did not have the right money. I came back on the Saturday to collect him, got to the tills, the dappy bird said "You already paid for that" I paused and said yes! 140 earth credits worth of snake for free! I took it home. It wass a feisty creature, bit the shit out of me, took half hour to get it out the box. I took it back and guess what - oh yes, they re bloody funded me. I went to Northampton Reptile place and they said this garden centre was useless and knew nothin. Well, they sold me a male milk snake for 70 quid, which later laid about 20 eggs. So much for the other place knows nothin. He even shoved a biro up its arse to check it was male or female, as that is the official test. Wanker. I got a free snake and £70 to buy self abuse magazines with, yes buy!
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:08, 3 replies)
Is this an attempt at being lolrandom,or is there a meaning of 'snake' of which I do not wot?
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 6:14,
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sn8kesDo snakes come in a long thin box I wonder
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 7:37, closed)
surely more money could have been madeif, in the case the eggs were fertile, you sold the young and then took the snake back?
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 20:12, closed)
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