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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Gratuitious chair theft.
I once bet a mate that he wouldn't steal a chair from a Taco Bell on the outskirts of Denver. He picked it up, walked out and we then left in the carpark with a chair that neither of us wanted.

We left it in the carpark.

I had lost that bet and had to lick all the flies off the front numberplate holder of the car. Bugger.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:16, Reply)

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