ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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porn theft confusionI tried to nick a porn mag from the Esso garage once, I was so busy craning my neck to see if the cashier was looking that I made a fundamental error.
After making a swift exit and finding a quiet spot to examine my haul, I realised I'd actually nicked a copy of 'Attitude' - a gentleman's magazine for other gentlemen.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:05, 3 replies)
Uh huh...*does 'Jimmy Hill' chin movements*
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:20,
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Dreadful isn't it?...we all know you were desperate to get a copy of AXM or Boyz instead.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:28, closed)
yes......it was terrible - i'm a massive homophobe you see, and I haven't been able to maintain an erection since.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, closed)
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