ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Just remembered this!When I was about 12ish I was rather scientifically-minded and I used to go and shoplift 9v batteries from Asda.
Ended up with about a hundred of them, which I attached together and electrocuted myself with.
Why? I don't know.
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hahahacos you're a loon!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:57,
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Ahhh, pedantry!Death is explicit in the word electrocute...
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.Is it? What's the word for giving yourself an electric shock?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:29,
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.If you were bummed to death would you be sodocuted?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:30,
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HmmI once built a rudimentary cattle prod which I tested on myself. Worked well. Almost shat meself.
Ahh, good times.
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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 13:13,
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