ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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screwing over WoolworthsI used to work on the entertainment counter in the Croydon branch of Woolworths. Between me, the assistant manager and my best mate, we must have swiped thousands of pounds worth of stock.
The scam went like this. My mate would come in once a day and would walk around the store filling two baskets with whatever took his fancy. This meant anything. Playstation games, cd's, videos etc. We would divide the loot later, and our house became a treasure trove of goodies.
Then he would come and see me at the counter, I would pretend to swipe the goods over the scanner, then put them all in bags and off he went. To get the till to open, I would use a special code and charge him 5p.
The assistant manager went one further and wrapped up a playstation in christmas giftwrap, then boldly marched towards the security guard at the end of her shift, when he asked what was in the package, she said it was a present for the local orphange!
Fuck em, they paid shit wages and deserved all they got.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:39, Reply)
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