Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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AldiRelating to an earlier post – coming home from Aldi with 2 Axes and some collapsible chairs…
For those that are not familiar with the ‘middle aisle’ in Aldi. It is a thing to behold.
Upon first venturing in there, it’s a world of confusion where everyone knows and understands the layout, but you stand aside, mystified at the mayhem unfolding in front of you. But as time goes on, you find yourself looking forward to Thursdays and Sundays when the ‘new stuff’ arrives. Where else can you buy an arc welding kit, bird box with web cam and a petrol chainsaw whilst filling your trolley with your weekly groceries…
These are some of the things I have come home with (some that I have no need for but am convinced I will need one day):
A digital weather station,
Stubby Spanners
Magnetic Torch
Microwave bags
Oven chip mesh tray
Flood light
Collapsible fishing rod
Patio dining set
Light switches
Food processor
I could go on…
I’ve got my eye on a 200 litre water butt at the moment and rue the decision not to get the loft ladders…
You can shove your Asda up your arse… Aldi romps it!!
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Your story is 'I've also been shopping in Aldi'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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That's how this starts:
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:17,
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"I could go on…"Oh God I wish you would. Your shopping list is beyond fucking fascinating.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:27,
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Please stick one of the microwave bags over your head and seal it around your neck until further notice.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:44,
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Bag over the head? you tediouse fuck.He should rape himeself to death with the weather station.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 May 2012, 20:35,
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There re two kinds of people in this world . .Those who choose Aldi
And those who choose Lidl
Netto can go fuck themselves. Pikey's.
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yes I use it to 'jack off'I have axle stands and a 3 ton pneumatic jack from lidl. Aldi has aids. Everyone knows this.
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